✰ 2023 Aug 20th – 4 hours ago ✰
➹ reblogged from the-punforgiven
I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off
You could do this if you weren’t a goddamn coward
Buy me a car then and I will
this you? skill issue. weak spells, weak conjurations, can’t even transmute. robes wrinkled to h e double hockeysticks
I mean to be fair you’ve got a point, I was a bona-fide martial class until I made the decision to start multiclassing about 5 minutes ago
Lowkey sounds like you’re deflecting though, unable to conjure the sufficient funds, perhaps?
your words have ✨whimsically✨ harmed me
Welcome to wizards here’s your badge and gun
🫸💨 💨💨💨 🪪 🔫
Thank you! I look forward to learning all sorts of spells soon!
Maybe some day I will be able to summon my own Honda Accord lmao


























